Accents- Let's go Scottish!

Today's aceent is Scottish! even though it seems a bit more elaborated you can train your ear to understand it. Try watching several times this clip from the movie "Dear Frankie" until you understand what he said. You can fin the transcription at the end of this post:)
After that we have two clips, first a parody of a call center imitating various accents including the scottish and second one a comedy of 2 scottish men trapped in a elevator trying to make the voice recognition work. and finally the tips you were waiting for on How to speak scottish!

How to make a Scottish Accent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALkCGVA2BU&feature=related

(Dear Frankie translation:
"Brilliant. You wouldn't be able to hear your ma shouting at you to do stuff all the time.")